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When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
bunch of hardcore aussie gangstas from the realest most decrepit parts of tha hood mf (plympton primary, Adelaide SA) we aint playin gang, ops are shot on sight. dont wanana catch yo ass lackin, slime. Tryna get some, slime.
🐍Snake Gang 4 Lyfe!!🐍
ayo you heard of the notorious snake gang??
yeah mf we snake gang 4 lyfe!! dont wanna catch no ops lacking fool
A slang word for your massive cock.
Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?
The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry
"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"
masturbating.
Jacking off.
Beating the meat.
Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
Anyone with an engineering degree.
Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"