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Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"
Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...
Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."
Literally worth more than the world, would sell my organs for them if she asked me to, I'd do anything for her and I love her so much you don't understand. Best sister figure frfr
The best klee main is actually Dilucs_claymore's older sibling!! Not clickbait!!
guys i really cant take it anymore with this guy when does it end please sttop
this guy is too much and hes too big too hes my bundle of joy but sometimes he just so annoying and i cannot take it anymore (why is he black/jjjjj)
So Aidens are really versatile people really. I think they are very great and reliable and hot. I bet he gets all the rizz he can. I just really love aiden dude jesus christ.
AIDEN PLEASE GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK IM SORRY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SOMEONE
Another thing about aiden. Besides being a great guy, he's always here for you and ready to give you a big ol' hug when you need it the most. He's always been there for me and I mean always (please help).
AIDEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I TRUSTED YOU WITH EVERYTHING STOPPPPPP AIDEN PLEASE U STUPID MUFFIN LOVING PIRATE PUNCHER YOU
Aidens are also very trustworthy might I add.
guy1: "Man that Aiden (the best definition) guy is really great isnt he?"
guy2: "Yea right? He's so reliable and everything."
When an annoying bitch named beverly thinks you are best friends with her and shes mexican so she trys to incorparate her culture by changing friend to amigo. So from that day forward she has a cringey nickname for you and the phrase best amigo and you talk trash about her with your homie.
Beverly: BURGER QUEEN YOURE MY BEST AMIGO!!!!! Alana:(Dear lord help me).....Oh hi beverly my best....amigo..
a mother who does anything for her child even if the mother goes little for the child.
{Mother}"I love you son. your my best friend." {Son}"I love you too mama your my best friend can I have some of your cheese and crackers?"{Mother}"Of course son I would do anything for you honey!" {Son}" your the best mother ever! next time i get cheese ill share with you I promise."
A song sung by 1D that really is THE BEST SONG EVER!!!
" And we danced all night
To the best song ever
We know every line
Though i cant remember, how it goes
but i know that i wont forget her
cause we danced all night to the best song ever..."
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