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internal burning schmitt

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.

by Milanoymous October 19, 2003


flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 13, 2018


Burning toucan

When you’re burning a letter addresses to your friend to prove a point and it just so happens that there’s a toucan on it.

“You can’t burn the letter, that’s Burning toucan!”
“It’s just collateral damage

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020


Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.

Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

Collateral damage

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020


burning threesome

When 3 ranga have a gay threesome and burn each others dicks off.

"Hey jakob and jimmy lets have a burning threesome," said jake

by rangas and dogs are the same June 1, 2016


Greedy burns

When the pizza is just out of the oven or the chicken is just out of the fryer and you can't wait so you stuff it in your greedy mouth and burn all the inside of it.

I'm so hungry I'll take the greedy burns just to get it in me quicker

by Moonstick July 16, 2022


burning bush

Burning Bush is what Moses saw up on the mountain. Moses came back to camp after going for a long hike up the hill, and when everybody asked him "where you been?" he jabbered about a שִׂיחַ a discourse -- he talked to somebody. But שִׂיחַ also means "bush" in Hebrew. So this story got started that all the jibberjabber came from a bush. And then the story got jazzed up to be a burning bush, because they were making fun of how this bush was what Urban Dictionary calls a burning bush -- a cunt that's been seasoned with hot sauce just for cunnilungus. Somehow that joke became THE most widely told story all over the world -- about the Burning Bush.

Hymie's girlfriend's burning bush was really talkin' to him last week -- gave him a real megillah and he had to tell us the whole story.

by Richard808 February 28, 2021