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Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.

All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."

by tastercakes June 28, 2011

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Chocolate Ball Drop

After a man inserts his testicles into his anus, he bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and β€œpoops” his testicles out.

Last NYE, Nick treated us to a chocolate ball drop!

by Sex Lab September 17, 2020


reverse chocolate slide

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull out turn around and shit on her back.

I gave your mom the best reverse chocolate slide last night!

by Tropis Rex June 10, 2009


Chocolate coal miner

The act in which a man 'mines' in order to extract some 'chocolate'

(a man reaches into a fellow mans anus to turd burgle steal poo )

Adrian Chiles is everybodies chocolate coal miner

by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 18, 2010


Lil’ Chocolate Mousse

That little dollop of stool found on the penis after a deep dick anal session.

I was so far up in them guts she gave me a lil’ chocolate mousse.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020


Chocolate dick pop

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)

Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

by teflon gangsta August 22, 2009

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Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 2, 2003

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