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Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat

*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

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Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club

An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world. One of the best segments in the WWE!

"Next week on Raw Triple H, you will join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club!" - Vince McMahon

by Mullet McFuckington July 11, 2008

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Dole Pineapple Club

Dole Pineapple Club, also known as DPC, is a very exclusive but still tiiiight cult of kids straight outta ukiah. the DPC basically represents anything and everything that is squared, dole, or incens-ey. regular meetings are held in Emily's room, in which many things such as hypnotism, incense partying, and dole shrining may occur.

WOW! Did you go to the Dole Pineapple Club incense party last night? It was so DOLE

Ewwww Del Monte. Dude, youre marked down to a pledge in the Dole Pineapple Club.

by Emma Lee January 27, 2007

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Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

Arguably the greatest rock album ever, it changed music forever. Taking 129 days to record only 13 tracks. Released in June 1967. It won numerous Grammy's that year including album of the year. Paul McCartney wrote most of the songs on the album. The hits include 'Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band', 'With a little help from my friends', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' or 'A day in the life'. But really all 13 tracks are excellent.

Turn Sgt. Pepper's up!!! I love this wack crap.

by bEATLe_PauL June 2, 2005

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Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

The greatest rock n roll album ever made.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is the greatest rock album you'll ever hear...besides The Beatles' Revolver.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

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Non-exclusive Boys Club

A group of racist bigots, both male and female, who believe they are cultured because they understand the basics of Cricket. Often found having ridiculous eating contests and using racial slurs, and, on occasion, both at the same time. They also tend to enjoy a midmorning bruncheon under a tree where a lynching has just occured.

"Dude, you going to the Non-exclusive Boys Club meeting today?"

"No thanks dude, I try to avoid all Confederate nostalgia that I possibly can."

by Caleb Jerome July 6, 2006

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Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

1.) A Beatles album in released in 1967. Viewed by many as the most influential album of all time and the #1 greatest album on the Rolling Stone Top 500 Albums list. A concept album in which the Beatles played as the band in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club, with members such as Billy Shears and the Hendersons.

2.) When an album is considered the greatest in it's genre.

"SPLHCB was one of the greatest albums ever!"

"You have to buy 'What's Going On?'. It's the Sgt. Peppers of soul albums."

by Revolver July 27, 2004

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