when gay guys are having butt sex and the guy craps on te guys dick
Joe:oooohooohhhh! aaaaaaaa godamit
aaron: wat
joe: u shat on my dick
aaron: fuck u, u asked to do the doo
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when two girls with pierced tongues are blowing a guy, while one bobs up and down the other takes her piercing out and right when he's about to cum, she shoves the piercing into the mushroom of his dick.
"dude what happened? why are you in the hospital?"
"these two girls and i were doing shrooms last night."
"oh shit."
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used when u dont agree with somebody, but u cant b arsed arguing either.
-"alex the kidd would kick acid fairy's ass in a fight."
- "fair do's" (however really thinks wat a total fucknut)
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1. the slogan of nike
2. a video about never giving up by shia laboeuf, involves him yelling at you 'JUST DO IT!!' and squatting, grabs his balls at the end of the video
Nike: just do it
Shia: JUST DO IT!!!!
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A mixed sex 'hen/stag' do for gay couples.
It's jussy's Sten do this weekend and were going to get completely smashed!
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Doing one, the one that does one. Someone that returns to their home town, broadcasts their arrival via various social channels, only to do one immediately back to where they had just came from. Normally rendering the trip pointless. Normally the person is extremely sarcastic , orange but Fit. Eats a rich diet in burgers.Can be found in dirty night clubs, Brocking out the drum and bass , know from time to time to piss in cups free standing on dance floors. Also uses Aliases such as Burger in the wind.
What course you studying ? I'm taking , The age old art of doing one, you know the one that does one?
Dizzal Blud, you seeing Lambe Burger tonight? , Na Bruv, that sket has done one, you know doing one?.''
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Do something intimation is killing me
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