Douche Canoe

Synonym for a Kayak. A manual powered boat for douchebags who drive around with their kayaks on top of their car to let everyone know how outdoorsy they are, and how much money they plopped down for an oversized bath toy that they will use three to five times before trying to sell it on Craigslist for 90% of what they paid for it.

Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer

At summer camp, you paddle around the lake on a canoe. Once you become a yuppie prick, you must drive around with a Kayak strapped to the top of your subaru outback. You are said to be transporting your douche canoe, because you have a boat and you are a douche.

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Douche Face

1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.

He's sucha douche face!

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Uber Douche

When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others.

Paul: What the heck is his deal?
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.

Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.

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Douche Bag

People who think they are automatically cool for being on the Football team. Or drives a car in which the sound system cost more than the car itself.

The entire football team is here, they are douche bags.

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Douche Caboose

A women with an amazing ass that is acting like a douche bag.

"Elizabeth you are such a douche caboose."

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stock douche

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.

Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.

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douche monkey

1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person

Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.

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