Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.
My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.
A sex act in which one party shoves a bagget up the other party's rectom. Thus making the rectom a "french sleeve"
I went to the tailor today and he tried to sell me a french sleeve. I told him im married and left.
The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out
Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup
To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.
My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.
When one male licks the ass of another man.
My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.
The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.
(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).
In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.
Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).