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Lucid Lesbian

When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.

"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."

"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"

"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "

by ginja***ninja May 22, 2022


Lesbian's Gambit

When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.

GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."

by rurururururururururu July 16, 2021


Lesbian Power Mom

A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.

"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"

"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"

by tinymanticore04 February 26, 2019


I am lesbian

What I wish I could tell my parents...

"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter

by timmmyturrner May 4, 2024


lesbian pork

the thick cut back , pork loin sized , trans gock <3

that girl totally is packing some lesbian pork in those panties.

by inkedsexylexi May 30, 2024

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Lesbian Tsissoring

When two lesbians sit in a T shape with one of them with her lower legs on the side of the other's torso. Then, the one on top wiggles her legs

I heard that Anna and Andreea had a wild Lesbian Tsissoring last night

by Alhdapqpana January 24, 2022


The Lesbian Exception

If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.

"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"

by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023