lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

lesbian nandermo

when the nandermo is lesbian

Nandor: "You are my.... friend." lesbian nandermo

Cancer-lesbian

VULGAR SLANG

A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;

Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;

Cancer Survivor.

(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).

Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"

Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.

Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.

Pink floyd lesbian

When a man's giving off lesbian vibes, but is in reality a straight/bi man who just has a above average attraction towards 90s/early 2000s rock

-Why do you call me gay?
-It's not that you are gay, you just give off pink floyd lesbian vibes bestie <3

Hyper Lesbian

Somebody that is hyperly-active as a lesbian

Man, that mutherfucker, Robin.
Yeah, she's Hyper Lesbian.