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A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.
The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".
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any small animal that is fun to play with.
where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.
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Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.
Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.
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someone who loves to fuck, suck, and ride cock; acting in a way as to be a complete idiot
she acts like a cock monkey around me
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anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker
Mike is a Northern Monkey
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A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.
Johnnie "Say what ah like and like what ah say" B
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A term that refers to a man's penis with the added reputation of being in the ass, hands, pussy, or mouths of a female slut(s). Due to it's popularity, one's "slut monkey" is frequented by sluts, and is never at rest.
"Trust me Jane, there is nothing to fear from my slut monkey - it's friendly!...", said John. Believing his words, Jane started to direct it into her already juiced cunt.
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