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A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins
I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.
Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded
Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions
A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.
"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".
the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body
chocolate muffins are preferred
hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight
Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.
Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.
A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.
Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?
The tip of the penis resembling a muffin.
You look hungry, Im gonna give you my throbbing muffin tip.