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Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips
Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me
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In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.
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When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.
Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.
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To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.
Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night
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Like The Game, but with Hot Pocket. The point of this game is to avoid thinking of Hot Pockets. Why anybody would want to think of Hot Pockets is beyond me.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.
Person A: Guys, i just lost The Game.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.
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You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.
Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch
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Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative
Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle
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