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The 24th May is a send naked boobs day. Send this to a friend to have a pic.
Name given to scantily-clad women aged 50+ who have had extensive plastic surgery, and who frequent all-inclusive resorts in an attempt to land a husband. Usually ends up alone every night in the lobby bar after each attempt has failed. Suspicion is that they try and pick up guys at the beach the following morning with the opening line "omg, i think someone slipped me a rufie at the bar last night", when in fact she rufied herself.
Look! There's Boobs Rufie at the pool bar chatting up the bartender!
When the boobs are so good you start too catch feelings for the woman. When really you’re just catching feelings for the boobs.
Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this chick.
Me: She’s not a good fit for you. Dude, you're just Boob-boozled.
something you say when someone gets absolutely owned
Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"
It's when shit stifles your boobs
This fucking bra is stifling my boobativity!! Bitch.
When a woman cop wears a bulletproof vest too tight and her boobs hang out the side.
“Bro, I was so distracted by her cop boob that I couldn’t even nab that perp.”
What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.
If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.