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When your girlfriend snuggles up to you with the sole purpose of fondling your penis.
Man says"Mickey what are you doing I'm trying to go to sleep" as his girlfriend snuggles up to him and gives him a reach around. Girlfriend says "I'm penis snuggling babe trying to get lucky."
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A Penis Missile is a common term used for a sport motorcycle. It was derived from the more popular term Crotch Rocket.
Davey: dude check out my new motorcycle.
Shane: awesome
Davey: ya its not one of those penis missile's
Shane: Penis Missile ?
Davey: ya like a Crotch Rocket.
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1. One who explores for penis'.
2. A homosexual male.
Jane: I need some penis.
Jack: Youre such a penis pilgrim.
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Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds
Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?
Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
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A sneaky, slithering serpent that is known to hide in bushes, specifically in taco bell drive-thrus.
Hey Kareem! Look at that Garden Penis! It's just a dick in the bushes!
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a girl who sleeps around with guys whether the guy has a girlfriend or not. she doesn't care.
that stupid penis storage is sleeping with my boyfriend!
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