Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

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Sometimes you just gotta break some bones

(please let this go through, I wanna get her a mug for her birthday of this)
The catchphrase of the one and only Reilly Hilliard Danger Hughes

"I have had bones broken, and I too, have broken bones"

Steph: It's so annoying, I have so much work to do tonight, AS WELL as a swim meet.

Reilly: Well, sometimes you just gotta break some bones.

Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.

Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit

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frick frack paddy wack give a dog a bone

Used as a expression in the case of excitement or shock.

What the frick frack paddy wack give a dog a bone!

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corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.

Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.

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does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him

does louis know harry is in love with him

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”

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boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage

Chocolate milk that comes in a box

I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.

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