LEMME GET UHHHHH BONELESS PIZZA WIT A 2L COKE. FUCK KINDA PIZZA? AND 2L MACHINE BROKE, WE GOT A 1 L DOE...FUCK YOU MEAN B...IGHT LOOK GIVE ME A PIZZA FRESH NO VEGETABLES AND REMEMBER...BONELESS. HOW CAN PIZZA BE BONELESS? BRUH JUST DON'T PUT THEM SHITS IN MY PIZZA! JUST TELL ME HOW THE FUCK PIZZA CAN BE BONELESS. SO YOU GOT BONES IN YA SHIT THEN. nah. SO WHATS THE PROBLEM??? DICKHEAD!!!
Can i get uhhhh....BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2l coke?
something that is intentionally misleading
Person 1: A bully just gave me a gift, it's a bit weird but it seems cool
Person 2: Don't open it dude, it's Cat Pizza.
When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.
My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza
A sentient pizza who spams discord with nonsense.
Jesus Gasoline Pizza, quit with your weird gifs!
When you are eating pizza that is very hot and the cheese flips down and burns your lip really bad.
I was eating pizza straight out the oven and got pizza lip.
A pizza like food. Typically consists of a dough topped with used syringes, spooge, used condoms, tampons. All on top of a KY sauce, with melted cheese on top.
Dude, I'm going to order some pizza. What flavor should I get, Petry Pizza?
you were looking for pizza but you accidently pressed "\" before you searched like an idiot
p1: pizza\ is so good
p2: dumbass