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When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.
That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.
So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.
After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.
When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship
I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home
When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.
Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.