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When you're really hungry and hankering for anything to eat and spot two slices of bread eye-ing you across the room. You then take those bread slices and put whatever food/condiments you can find in between them. For example, tortilla chips, peanut butter, and jalapeños. BOOM; SHIT STORM SANDWICH COMIN' AT YA.
Doug McDougster: Oh shit, we have no more food left.
Gary Terd: Uh Doug, haven't you heard of the 'shit storm sandwich?'
Doug McDougster: That's sounds appetizing
Gard Terd: It is, and it only involves a very small amount of shit
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The coolest, best Society there is. Probably.
Yo, those Sandwich Earthers from the Sandwich Earth Society have an IQ of 10000000! How shall we ever be as cool of Alternative Earthers as them!
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This means that someone does not want to be disturbed. This could be while, but not restricted to, eating or making a sandwich.
Ie. wife: "Honey do you know where the remote is?"
Husband: "Hoe! Let me get my sandwich on!"
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Two Kansas males have a three-way encounter with a male pig. where one sucks the pigs dick while the other anally sodomizes it. After wards they butcher the hog and make ham sandwiches from it.
Matt and Doug enjoyed an afternoon Kansas Ham sandwich with lots of Mayo.
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When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”
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A blow job as defined by the cath lab. Best served on your knees.
Give me a blow job and shea's ham sandwich now woman!
The pharmacy has cost a Shea's ham sandwich often because of slowness. Many ham sandwiches owed.
Shea's ham sandwich not the same as a Sam's hotdog all the way. Or Is It.
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when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.
"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."
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