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Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
October 12th is the European “bully the guy who dosent shower day” (that greasy haired poor guy who dosent shower and probably has the same glasses he had in p5) on October 12th you must bully “the guy who dosent shower” or you face capital punishment (death).
Bully the guy who dosent shower day means you must bully him example would be (hey “guy that dosent shower” look a truck *pushes guy who dosent shower into truck*
Literally the most amazing feeling I feel bad for those who don’t have one
I love doing stuff with my shower head
Omg same it’s sensational
A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.
•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
Trying to take a piss directly after cuming and your piss goes in multiple directions.
1. Dude I just had a shower head
2. I just shower headed.
Yo look at this shower head
*observes*
Wow thats vile
The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”