A friend of someone that has other, closer friends that they would rather be with.
"*Sigh* I'm such a side friend..."
"What's a side friend?"
"Someone who you're friends with, but still have closer friends"
"Oh, like Jeremy!"
To play down an argument in your in-group in favour of focusing on dealing with an out-group
“Let’s keep the barrel side out , fight the enemy; not each other.”
a conversation on skype between two people that has spawned from another, larger skype conversation
(usually talking about person(s) in the aforementioned conversation)
so when Chase and Dalton started fighting on skype, Zach and I started side-skyping about why they kept this going after so long
No I don't I'll murder a child.
Hym "I don't have to pick a side because you're both zealous dogshit who need to compensate for being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS AND WORTHLESS BY STEALING FROM ME."
I mean...
Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"
To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up
I saw someone so hot today I had to use the sunny side up in my pants. Dick cum belly button
The act of cooking an egg and proceeding to use it as a ejaculatory tool.
Presumably it is hot and yolky
My girlfriend gave me a Sunny Side Up this morning.