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When you are at the beach smoking a joint and you drop it in the sand but you pick it up and smoke it anyways.
ayyy it’s ok bro your just smoking the sea
Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.
“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”
“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”
When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!
That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!
Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.
Song created by tyrone and tyler. A smoke romance is defined by smoking lotsa weed and dancing.
P1: you got a girl?
P2: yeah we got a smoke romance
The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
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