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When someone starts hating on prom committee's decisions.
Did you see Michael's post? He was spitting straight fire!
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The Super straight flag represents a person who is attracted to a cisgender person of the opposite sex. There are many modified versions of this flag that include the flag's colors of orange and black. 🟧⬛️
(superstraights or super straights are not to be confused with transphobics)
Person 1: Hey are you superstraight too?
Person 2: Yeah, did you see my super straight flag?
Karen: THAT'S TRANSPHO-
*shuts door*
Person 1: When will they learn?
Person 2: When its convenient
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A girl who likes girls and if a boy one day (straight) and a girl another day.(lesbian)
Person 1: so are you straight or lesbian today?
Straight lesbian: today i'm a BIG LESBIAN!!!!!
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Humour with a bite or edge to it, often involving some form of thought or analysis to really get or understand. Often used to teach or inform, much like satire or subtle sarcasm.
"People often say that I'm not very funny. I am, I just use straight-laced humour. Life's too full of nonsense as is for me to crack a joke without some form of thought put into it..."
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A god amongst men. Every little piece of them chiseled to perfection to create one big sexy jigsaw puzzle. All-in-all Pure Sex!
Girl: Bradley Cooper, he's so hot.
Boy: He's a straight out dreamboat!!
Oh, look at that guy in the fluoro shorts, what a straight out dreamboat!!
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Crush that a straight female gets on another female.
I am not attracted to other women sexually, but I really have a straight girl crush on fill in the blank.
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Being sXe2000 means that you are allowed to drink, eat or fuck whatever you like.
It's primarily used to confuse people and annoy straight-edgers.
"I'm sXe 2000...hey, I need more booze!"
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