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Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.

Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals

by FurryHunter69 April 29, 2023


Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022


Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020


Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

by The Double E August 17, 2023


Lerbum Turds

AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.

Dwane didn't swim today because he was afraid of the lerbum turds.

by John O. Bralens March 3, 2008


Carpet Turd

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)


Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

by Wink666 March 20, 2009


you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 13, 2022