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A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load
Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.
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A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.
Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?
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The Bear Piercing Shotgun Is the only gun that can fully pierce bears. It is highest on the gun scale meaning the only thing more powerful than a Bear Piercing Shotgun is two Bear Piercing Shotguns. The weapon has also been subject to controversy due to the fact people have been able to equip four Bear Piercing Shotguns at a time through dual wielding with both hand and shoulder mounting. It has been rumored the Bear Piercing Shotgun appears in Modern Warfare 2 after level ninety-nine and can be quadruple wielded after the tenth marksman.
Use The Bear Piercing Shotgun To Kill the Bear.
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A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.
Bear vs Shark was....will always be the shit.
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the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
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The Logy-Bear Twist is an new and exciting sexual maneuver that only experienced sexual connoisseurs should attempt to try. A bit of preparation is necessary for this move. A decent meal beforehand is not necessary but suggested. Two fingers are placed into the partners nostrils while the other hand holds the plunger firmly. The end of the plunger is then suctioned onto the partners anus. Now the partners bowel system may be controlled through a series of simple finger manuvers in the nostrils to greatly enhance the sexual pleasure of the partner. The name is gotten from how the bowels twist and turn while they are being stimulated.
Good luck.
"Yo, man. Did you hear what happened to Slick Dean? I heard that fool got the Logy-Bear Twist?" - Dim Robert
"Don't talk about it man, this is what he wanted." - Big Tom
when you get really tired after eating a large meal.
there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!