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An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
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Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.
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take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl
He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.
toilet-trained.
The dog is bowl-broken and so does not litter here and there.
A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
A very big and round bowl, it looks like someones fat ass. It could almost be bigger.... jkjk
person: im going to use this large bowl to measure his ass
other person: wow the bowl is bigger