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A wedgie given to someone who has not wiped, usually due to reasons beyond their control.
As Ernie came out of the bathroom, I gave him a Big City Wedgie to which he bemoaned, "What's your problem man? I didn't wipe! That's not funny!"
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marijuana cigarette that has been put out, at or before the half-way point.
chris: "man i'm too broke to buy any marijuana"
John: "i got a stash of ponca city roaches?"
chris; "oh, you mean joints?"
John: " No, but enough to roll up a bleezy"
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1: Best $5 you'll ever spend. This game has got hookers and drive-bys, and everything you need to feel like a crime baron.
2: A weekend spent in Miami picking up hookers and doing drive-bys.
1: Matt and I spent the whole weekend getting stoned and playing GTA: Vice City.
2: Yo, Matt and I went to Miami last month and Vice City'd all week.
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A person, a woman normally, that is very plain looking, but is deemed prettier than what she is due to the other people around her.
He said his wife was smoking hot, but turns out she was only Sioux City Pretty.
With all the obese around, she came out looking really Sioux City Pretty.
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The best Jersey Shore town. A 7 mile long island with a boardwalk about 3 miles long. Home to pro surfer Matt Keenan.
7thstreetsurfshop.com Ocean City is a nice beach.
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Metropolis; the biggest city in the United States and one of the biggest cities in the world. The financial and economic capital of the United States and the Western Hemisphere. Like any other city, whether its visible on the surface or not, there's crime, poverty and excess in New York City, alongside some of the wealthiest people in the world. It differs from other cities in the US in that the cityscape is more of a contiguous metropolis than Los Angeles, Boston or Chicago. Residents are (surprise surpise) very proud of their city; they have a reputation for being rude, arrogant and boisterous but it is a stereotype that doesn't hold true in every circumstance.
New Yorker: Yeah NYC is the greatest city in the entire fuckin' world and dont you fuggetit
Me: Yeah I was in New York City in 2003 and I was flying out of Newark and the sky above NYC was green
New Yorker: Yeah but its a real city
Me: K, whatever
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Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.
Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!
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