Finger Claw

Hinged metal contraption resembling an animal claw (usually dragon) worn on only one finger at a time. Favoured by the dregs of society, mainly fat goth girls and weedy metal boys. Usually accompanied by a Megadeath or Iron Madien t-shirt. Sister to the nail protector.

Lynsday: "Have you seen my awesome new finger claw?!"
Emma: "Wow that's so cool, it's like you're actually part dragon, like from Lord of the Rings or something, but only on one finger"

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Finger Painting

After anal sex, the female takes a giant dump on the males back, and smears it down creating a smooth layout. The female then writes her full name using her finger with the shit that is on the males back.

Mary took a shit on my back, and left her trademark finger painting.

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Butter Fingering

When a women is finger-banged and butter is used as the lubricant. In Australia this may also involve eating the butter off a piece of toast.

"I was butter fingering you after class, It didn't mean we were dating!"

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Lobster Fingers

the act of inserting your finger into a menstrating womans vagina.

"Man, i got lobster fingers from that hoe!"

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Shit Finger

Where a man sticks his fingers up a girls ass.

-That bloke Scalesy stuck his fingers up a girls ass.

- There fore he's a Shit Finger Bastard!

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heroin fingers

to have extremely skinny usually pale fingers where the shape of the finger resembles that of a twig or skinny stick

did you see Delaney her heroin fingers are as skinny as twigs

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salad finger

to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.

I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom

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