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When you do anal then get poop on the penis then do vaganal sex and get poop on the vagina and it crusts up.
My vagina hurts
Do you have a rusty bucket?
When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
Bro last night i was fuckin this girl in the ass and gave her a rusty sniper rifle.
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When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.
Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!
Going from tossing your salad to a BJ without rinsing.
She gave me the best rusty cage ever!
the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.
she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.