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an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.
I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!
To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).
So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.
Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.
I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.
Please make me cum ghost dad!
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
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Someone who eats raisin bran religiously and is also a crack dad
Amber: look at Ayden over there he is such a Raisin Dad
Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.
Child: "Have you seen grandpa?"
Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."
When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.
Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!