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A sneaky "evasive maneuver" technique for free disposal of your garbage in someone else's dumpster that has a locking-bar on it. Since the lids of the dumpster are usually just flexible plastic, however, you can successfully pry them upwards a few inches in the middle, so if you just use ordinary plastic shopping-sacks for bagging your disposables instead of the larger trash-bags, and only fill each bag with a fairly small amount of trash so that they are only as wide as your fist, you can still cram them into the dumpster.
Practicing fist-width trash-disposal can be a bit tedious/laborious, but it sure beats paying for your own dumpster, plus it eliminates your having to employ the delay/noise-producing strategy of actually removing the dumpster's rear hinge-pin --- and thus risking your getting busted --- just to drop in your bags.
a phrase women use to describe men who have sexist and incel behavior towards women. a phrase that gets under the skin of the same men who will have absolutely no problem calling women bitches and hoes and generalize them. the phrase "men are trash" is not and will never be nearly as harmful and degrading as the words men call women. there will always be men who have extremely violent and sexist attitudes and views towards the female gender so that phrase will most likely never die. those types of men deserve absolutely zero respect or love from any woman and man who views women as human beings.
girl 1: "my baby's father doesnt even come to visit our son and when he does he barely helps around the house but claims he is present and tells me im crazy for being angry about it. i am trying to give him a chance."
boy 2: "hey at least he is trying. why do you women always complain when you're the one that spread her legs? why are you having kids with trash men?"
girl 2: "man, what the fuck are you saying? that bitch knew what he was doing hitting it raw and doesn't even put an effort in helping her with his child even if he was a trash man. no wonder men are trash. those types of men don't deserve shit and never take accountability."
girl 1: "true. these types of men never hold each other accountable and wonder why women feel that way towards them."
boy 2: "wow. all you women are misandrists and hate all men! you hoes should pick better!"
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Camp Trash is your neighbor's dog's favorite emo band
Keegan:"Have you heard of Sleephead by Camp Trash?"
Me:"Sure and I love how you beat the shit out of your neighbor’s dog"
A marijuana cigarette after it has been accidentally discarded, then rescued from a garbage can and transformed into a unique culinary experience with flavor notes of whatever food it encountered in trash.
Bob normally would have just rolled another joint, but he had to spark that trash joint after Mary practically climbed in the garbage can for the rescue.
An obese humanoid who enters a grocery store only to scream about ice cream freezers that are broken and to blame all men and women of the establishment giving them the name capitalist pig men.
Hey you, trash monger leave my store go buy your delicious frozen cremes elsewhere.
Every feel like trash? Well Tuesday is the day for you. The first Tuesday of every month is considered Trash Tuesday. We don't take out the trash, but any trash there is can be worn and you will not be considered poor and or homeless. Trash Bandanas, Trash Dresses, Trash Shirts, and Trash Pants. All accpetable!
Me: Tomorrow is the first Tuesday of Novemer.
Friend: Finally I can wear my Trash Dress tomorrow!
Me: Why?
Friend: Every first Tuesday of the month is Trash Tuesday.
Me: Alright bet, ill wear my trash bandana tomorrow then.