1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
Cats hair ball that resembles a turd
Look out for that barf turd!
You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.
I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....
Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult
Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.
Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)
Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"
Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "