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When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame
you being a turd sandwich
The democratic nominee in a presidential election.
Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.
The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.
A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.
The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass
Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.
Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!