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A subsection of www.urbandictionary.com that allows you to vote on what definitions are put on the website, this feature seems pretty cool until it makes you vote on the same definition ten times in a row.
*furious clicking sound*
Tim: Aargh!
Kevin: What's wrong?
Tim: My hand is cramping from voting on "Liquor fish" too many times.
Kevin: Why Urban Dictionary voting section, why
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The reason why your definition is not published onto Urban Dictionary
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Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.
Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.
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A left-wing biased catastrophe with some made-up sexual fantasies.
Urban Dictionary in 2003: Informational definitions, and occasionally humorous definitons which are completely wrong, but they are just that: Humorous.
Urban Dictionary in 2022: Everything is sexualized + irrational hatred for the 45th President
R.I.P Urban Dictionary
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Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.
CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%
Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%
Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary
"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.
Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"
Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."
Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""
Or
Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care
The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.
The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!
Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!
Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!
Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!
Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?
Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.
Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!
(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)
The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.
Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis