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A guy suprises his partner buy mushroom stamping and tea bagging them, in that order. You then yell "the British are coming!" During or after tea bagging.
Donnie: hey zigg, guess what I did the other day,
Zigg: what?
Donnie: I gave my girlfriend the Paul revier.
Zigg: lmao I can't wait to do that to mike.
Paul revier
When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.
When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.
Similar to wet willy or moist margaret
Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!
Wendy: It's a poo paul :)
Paul is a very respected member of the comminuty of Inner Melbourne city. Paul Rentaris is currently the top stripper in the mens section and the top star on the incest catergory on his Favourite Website. Paul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul RentarisPaul Rentaris
Paul Rentaris is gay
They love you so much but they're in denial
Oh you're the paul to my lennon
Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.
Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"
Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."
Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."
Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
A genuinely awesome person and a dank memester.
-Watcher of memes
-Judger of steam games
-Stabber of backs
"Paul Willingham is a dank memester."