Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.
Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”
When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.
Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.
After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.
It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.
Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"
Marty "Oh yes"
Light spritzing of urine onto a consenting adult in bright sunlight
Sometimes you got to get a quick sun shower in before the clam bake
While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower