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boner-inspiring

Something that is significantly beautiful or admirable.

Check out that Ferrari, it's positively boner-inspiring!

by ueafbsdgnvqile April 30, 2010

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deflated boner

When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it

OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner

by LalalalaYOUFAG August 2, 2009

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Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country April 9, 2014

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Yankee boner

The sudden erection of a sportscaster's penis when watching the New York Yankees

"And a hit by Derek Jeter"!

"He gives me such a Yankee boner dude"

by Not a Yankee fan. October 13, 2011

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snowβ€’boner

n. 1. a snow enthusiast. 2. (informal) indicative of one's longing for action, triggered libido, or general excitement for or caused by exposure to snowy weather.

1."You are a snowβ€’boner."

2."That party was so sexually charged. Everyone had angry snow boners."

by doorunrun February 8, 2014

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Food Boner

When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.

person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too

by The Earl Of Pudding January 29, 2017

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miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.

John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.

by SALUKIDUO April 4, 2011

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