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When you you're so happy for a bro who hooked up with an attractive girl that you have a boner.
"Dude Amanda is fucking hot. Totally sporting a support boner right now, good job man"
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An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.
As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.
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The social behavioral event where the laziest, most careless, and most repugnant man in the room suddenly has morals and a desire to fight for the rights of others — originating from his forlorn aspiration of obtaining sexual intercourse from the woman he suddenly wants to defend.
“Don really went to bat for Karen over that whole bookface post where people called her out for being a furry. What a guy!” “Dude, it’s just boner chivalry. He will go back to breathing heavily at her photos once she shuts him down.”
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A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.
John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.
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Buzz-Boner refers to the amount of buzz in a certain place . If a buzz-boner is on a flop then the place is not fun ; e.g. Church or a Retirement home . If you have a stiff Buzz-Boner you are at sweet house party or a good club .
Person 1 : Man , how was the party last night .
Person 2 : It was shit , some dude got sick on my pooltable and put my Buzz-Boner on a flop .
Person 1 : What a fucking fun-sponge .
Person 2 : Yeah I know right .
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Something that is significantly beautiful or admirable.
Check out that Ferrari, it's positively boner-inspiring!
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When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it
OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner
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