hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

popping your can

Popping your can refers to the process in which a male throat fucks someone so hard, a small hole rips in their throat. Resembling a hole in a can.

I throat fucked this bitch so hard I popping your can.

As YUo CaN sEe

Something rich snobs say

rich snob:As YUo CaN sEe ur mom gae
Some dude:go away UrbDick

quote can

In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.

"You had me at hello!" *kick the quote can*

You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.

So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.

garbage can

you

person 1:'ho-'
person 2: 'fuck you'
person 1 to a friend:'what a garbage can!'

Garbage can

If men are trash... then doesn’t that make you a garbage can?

Hym “I’m not trash. The niggas you fuck is trash. Which makes you a garage can. Where does trash go? Inside the garbage can. That’s you. Garbage can. Stop fucking trash.”