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To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea
Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"
"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"
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After a man inserts his testicles into his anus, he bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and “poops” his testicles out.
Last NYE, Nick treated us to a chocolate ball drop!
When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull out turn around and shit on her back.
I gave your mom the best reverse chocolate slide last night!
The act in which a man 'mines' in order to extract some 'chocolate'
(a man reaches into a fellow mans anus to turd burgle steal poo )
Adrian Chiles is everybodies chocolate coal miner
That little dollop of stool found on the penis after a deep dick anal session.
I was so far up in them guts she gave me a lil’ chocolate mousse.
Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.
see also (milk chocolate dick pop)
Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop
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To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.
Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.
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