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Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.
Oh, don't bother inviting her, she's an introverted drunk.
People who drink the most sugary beverages to get drunk because you can’t handle the taste/burn of the alcohol itself. This would be something like chugging Bailey’s Irish Cream or a drink with 8 oz of grenadine and 1 oz of vodka.
*points to an empty Bailey’s Mickey on the ground* “huh, looks like someone’s getting White Girl Drunk tonight!”
A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
I rode a drunk horse last night.
When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.
My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.
Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad
"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad
"Fair enough."-Brad
The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.
That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.
Having too much codiene or syrup from maple syrup or a Shirley temple. You may start acting like a total idiot.
I'm so syrup drunk right now, I think you're going to have to drive.