Cocked Eyes

When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.

Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."

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fish eye

During sex, while working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

I put her back in line by giving her a fish eye

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pink eye

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her vagina. As opposed to Stink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the pooper.

Jeff hadn't gotten any action for months. So when he saw this hot girl across the room, he got a severe case of pink eye.

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Four eyes

Is an insult and not a joke

Don't call friends four eyes.

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dragon eye

when ones butt hole becomes crusty and disgusting. Commonly after you dont wipe your ass hole

alex: ewww close your legs
hunter: sorry my dragon eye is very stanky

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ey o

Extremely tuff. A phrase used to indicate excitement, and in some cases "gaiety".
Also, unbelievably surprising; used to indicate content, satisfaction, astonishment, and of course, GAIETY

C - "Yo i jus got laid man!"
F & J (collectively) - "Ey O!!!"
C - "Amazing aint it?"
J - "what? we was referrin to that bundle of ghoood stuff jus passin by!"

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pirate's eye

shitting in a girls eye

i wanted to take a shit but i had to keep fucking her so i gave her the pirate's eye last night.

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