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I don't HAVE to do it but clearly I am
Hym "Nah, you're clearly being a piss pants. I HAVE to toot my own horn but you can't deny the brilliance of someome who has revolutionized multiple industries. You want to sit over there and childishly withhold the benefits but, really, what's the point? I also got a dozen good shows out of it. The only part of this that isn't working is the 'convincing you that you're being a shit' part. But it's ok. I know you're like 8 years behind so I know that your shit brains will eventually catch up to my genius brains."
Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?
Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?
when someone is trying to explain smth to you but you don't understand, so they give up cuz they are done with you
person: hey do you wanna go to that concert?
person1: concert? whos? when ?
person: taylor swift. tomorrow.
person1: oh but I have a project due tmrw and I think I can adjust but--(bla blah blah)
person: nm, I should have stfu
The MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Minister's Commons office in 2018.
I literally don't.
Hym "I really don't 'just have to' do anything. I 'have to' is 'be paid.' That's the only thing I 'have to do.' Or be given some kind of conformation that I'm not going to be paid so I can hurry stab up a kid and kill myself. I really don't 'have to' do anything beyond that because nothing outside of that paradigm matters."
A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme
John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?
A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes
Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!
D2 players: Then why doesnt he?
Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain