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What Mark mingle will do ifn you piss him off
"im gonna blow your block away, then lean back... lean back"
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When you watch TikTok all day and realize it’s massively interfering with your dating life.
Girl, you have to get off TikTok for a day and try a dating app instead, you’re tok-blocking yourself into staying single!
It’s National Rillian Block day he is to be treated like a king
Person 1: Hey yk what day it is
Person 2: Ya it’s Rillian Block day we should treat him like a king
A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.
“Let me get your number”- Random guy
“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy
a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
When she has such a phat ass it is visible from a block or two away.
Bro, I am telling you her ass is so phat you could that shit from a block-or-two away.