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You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash

by cascade? September 22, 2023


Car girl Blow Off Valve

The act of fucking a car thot and while she climax’s pulling out so she lets out a couple of loud, wet, queef’s

car thot: I really need a good guy in my life.
Thot destroyer: well maybe if every guy standing here hadn’t given you the Car girl Blow Off Valve you could find one

by The car guy brad May 9, 2019


The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

the schafter is a car in gta i like alot and its best car and i escape flying bikes ok thanks for view my post v

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I like The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

by gaypor June 26, 2023


park my car in the parking park

This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK

You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car

by Greekmusic01 January 17, 2018


BMW car using it's turn signal

A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.

Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.

Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."

by Lolbito69 May 12, 2021

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The Flying Car of the Future, Today

One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.

Phineas: "The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right."

by sks316#2523 November 6, 2019

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jamaican car wash

the act of a girl taking a shit on your chest, then smearing it on you with her breasts

dude, last night chelsea gave me a jamaican car wash, it was fucking sick.

by paulthecomet May 20, 2010

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