Destroy Di*k December

It's the challange for the boys who succeded no nut november.In this challange you have to nut 5 minutes every day of December until Christmas.It's only for the strong ones if you get it.LET THE CHALLANGE BEGIN.

If you succed the Destroy Di*k December challenge you are called 10 days the nut king👑

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k-12 sleepaway school

The School In Melanie Martinez’s 2019 Film K-12. IT IS HORRIBLE.

Karen: Glad we don’t go to K-12 Sleepaway School

Mindy: Yah right.

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OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday

Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

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Audubon Park k-8 school

A new school in Orlando Florida that has a lot of lame people in. No one ever gets in trouble and it is boring as hell. It is also very stoopid. But my crush goes there so I love it.

-Yo heard about the new Audubon Park k-8 school?
-Yeah, it’s probably the most boring school in the world.

K w.e see ya bye

A friendly saying used when departing your friends. It may also be used if one is annoyed with their friend as well.

Sara: Sorry I made fun of your swisspa boyfriend, I guess I will see you tomorrow or something.

Kristen: Ya maybe. K w.e see ya bye.

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Time F * * k

When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!

First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!

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Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.

Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.