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skid mark head

A skid mark head is when your head is really deformed and premature. Some examples of people who have a skid mark head are: Jason Vorhees,Characters from wrong turn or hills have eyes.

"Have u seen Berry. He has such a skid mark head."

by Bap3GoD November 21, 2017


Mark Latu

Mark is the human version of a brown q tip. He traps his farts under his blankets when he's lying in bed at night and inhales them when his disposable runs out. Mark loves late night walks in the park with old men and brunch with his friends great grandparents. You will often find him at Paknsave licking old shampoo bottles and eating the raw chicken. Mark can't control his bowel movements so unfortunately that means he is constantly shitting himself. He has started to invest in buying adult nappies which catch the diarrhea but unfortunately that means he gets skids on his bum cheeks. Mark is creative and quirky and loves to dance to the jungle junction theme song. Mark is a ray of sunshine that blinds your eyes until you can't see.

Random 1: "hey have you seen Mark Latu?"
Random 2: "Yeahh, I saw him up in that tall tree, licking the birds nests"

by Fiona Parker May 1, 2022


mark anastasio

mark anastasio is my boyfriend and is the best boyfriend in the world

mark anastasio is my boyfriend

by amaanstasio September 29, 2020


Deutsche Mark

A guy with lots of green flags and nothing of the BS you see in people. People say he's corny, but people just don't understand his humor. He also packs something big in his pants too, guess what it is...

Deutsche Mark? What an absolute legend! He never fails to amaze me every now and then.

by Botchi02 May 12, 2022


Deutsche Mark

A guy with lots of green flags and nothing of the BS you see in people. People say he's corny, but people just don't understand his humor. He also packs something big in his pants too, guess what it is...

Deutsche Mark! What a lad, such an absolute legend! He never fails to amaze me every now and then.

by Botchi02 May 12, 2022


Macaroon Mark

A mark who has the intelligence of a Macaroon

You are a macaroon mark

by Mr.Poopybuttholey September 26, 2021


Mark peck

A goofy looking prick who thinks he’s some sort of tough guy

Dude look at that mark peck over there, he couldn’t knock out a wank

by Wally-head November 17, 2018