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Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo March 18, 2014


poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020


Scuff Muffin

craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.

BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin

by alec 321 January 14, 2008


Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out

Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night

by Ramionnoodle November 4, 2018


Muffin lips

Kayla Paine

I saw this girl named kayla Paine she had quite a set of muffin lips

by drjgklsfgkgjkaf January 25, 2012


Muffin Bluffin

The pussy look fat in the pants but that shit be weak as fuck

Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.

by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021


Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

by HilltopHillbillies June 4, 2023