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purple nurple

a really really painful thing and the results are purrple nips

i got a purple nurple from janice.

by papajdogg3 December 9, 2016


purple nurple

a bad herpes sore on the lip or nose

Jim said, "Yo' man, did you see Mike's purple nurple today!?"
Heather replied, "Hell yeah, I would've never guessed him for herps."

by T7B December 24, 2009


Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 4, 2020


Purple Fweem

An extremely sugary purple drink made by the character Kevin from the Crabgrass comic series. Unofficially known as lean for kids, the high-fructose drank is so potent that it causes any first-timer to scream "FWEEM!" at the top of their lungs.

Kevin: "Check it out. Seven kinds of soda, two cups of sugar, and a whole pack of Brainies™ candy!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"

by therealsemechki January 9, 2024


Dingle Purple Berry

It is the specific dingle berry that is purple. Also an insult to any friend if you want to confuse them.

"Your friend is a dingle purple berry!"

by GiovanniNox February 10, 2016


Purple Skittles

A condom....

“Lets get some purple skittles for tonight”
aight bet

by thenewiverson December 13, 2020


Purple Passions

A powerful affinity for the color purple.

He has purple passions. You can tell she has purple passions.

by Tried That Twice 23 March 22, 2023