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When you take a shit and then you jizz in it, just for fun
Yo, yesterday I Pozzo special'd all over the bathroom
When you order food and request a diet pepsi but instead they bring you a regular Pepsi
I was really hungry and wanted a diet pepsi with my food but yovanis fucked me over and brought me regular pepsi. Get you yovanis special the fuck out of my department.
When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.
"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
A 40 ounce of malt liquor, preferably Country Club, and a 6 pack of Natty Light
Hey bro, if you're going to the bodega pick me up a Piekarski Special!
When you cover up any truck part that has rust with black box liner spray paint
The frame rails on my third gen are rusty better give her the symmon special.
A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.
I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today
This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.
As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.